That time of year again! Where we had to hire some queers and don the office in rainbow to look like we care about gay stuff, queerdos and trans folks aka LGBTIQA+ (Who else is there? Please have an updated acronym on my desk EOD.) Due to the criticisms of the seemingly hollow gesture of “corporate pride” we decided to celebrate ‘NOT Another Corporate PRIDE’ instead. Although we didn’t quite know how to achieve this as we are, well, a corporation. Therefore we hired a top notch team of queer analysts and obligatory GAY hires to help us figure out what they want and if corporate America has a place in the queer community; Results unclear.