Our SPOOKY Halloween party was the most terrifying event that can happen to a company: a full IRS audit. Nothing is scarier than ACCOUNTability and TRANSparency. We kept this party strictly business as usual as to not raise suspicion, but believe us: the audit did not go well. A huge hit to the company. We mean, really bad. It turns out you have to “tell the truth” to the IRS and that hot room calling was illegal?!? (DAMN that stock launch). We had no idea. So we went back to the drawing board on how to still maintain corruption and ruthless greed, but in a way the government endorses. The good news is that it's actually really easy! Those guys LOVE corruption, as long as they’re profiting, too.