Our very first company party celebrated our hard-working employees (party-goers) for our highly immediately successful and groundbreaking energy drink product Diet Zhuzh. It’s everything you’ve ever wanted, but a little bit less. Unfortunately the original product Zhuzh was incredibly delicious and truly was everything you’ve ever wanted, but our focus groups, though they responded incredibly positively, all died immediately. We learned a valuable lesson as a company that cares: dead customers are not repeat customers. So our original founders Babes the DJ and Who Girl expertly crafted Diet Zhuzh and the corporation was born. Though we were not FDA-approved (still not) and not available anywhere (still not) we still triumphantly had much to celebrate: our unwavering belief in the capitalist free market, our loose definition of success, and, most importantly, you all. Our employees that not only work without pay, but in fact pay to work for us.