Zhuzhnobyl: The PR Nightmare
10.28.2023
As you remember, for our 2 year Anniversary we bankrolled the launch of the Zhuzhtrak Express High Speed Railway across the USA. We then started to notice some issues with the project. Being the successful corporation that we are, we had to ignore them. One of our trains carrying illegally toxic amounts of DIET ZHUZH derailed in New York City. Causing a sickening amount of energy and an environmental disaster unlike society has ever seen. Obviously, this caused great concern for us. Think of the margins! This of course set back our projections for finally stocking DIET ZHUZH on shelves, and oh right…it was very concerning for all impacted! Especially the mutants, they were not happy. Thoughts and prayers or whatever! So we setup a town hall meeting to hear their concerns as we really care about your well-being above almost all else.